10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio