10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.