10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.