10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword