10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is for loners.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.