10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-