10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe