10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson