10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.