10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986