10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow