10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.