10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• You have to piss with the dick you have