10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die