10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom