10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!