10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "No river, no fish."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.