10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek