10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."