10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it