10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.