10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.