10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.