10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.