10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..