10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "No river, no fish."