10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)