10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.