10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "All-in, bitches!!!"