10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.