10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm