10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."