10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --