10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Those eggs smell delicious!