10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- Welcome to kicker school
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth