10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!