10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.