10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• if u play for the thrill u are ill