10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez