10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.