10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel