10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for loners.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts