10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "No river, no fish."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.