10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.