10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is for loners.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion