10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-