10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth