10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- It's Free To Fold...
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.