10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.