10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm